tea with your coffee, father?

http://www.buzznet.com/web/popculture/journals/entry/309371/

I'm scared of this week's NME. I love Beth. I think she's an inspiration, although I am fully aware my fat ass could stand to shift a few pounds. I don't want to be rail thin, but I would like to be healthier. That aside, Beth Ditto butt naked on the cover of the NME is more traumatising than I can cope with midweek. I don't read the rag, but I did read the highlight that was Beth blaming gay male fashion designers/workers for the trend that is size 0. Sometimes, you've just got to walk away.

It didn't make me want to vomit in quite the same way as Angelina Jolie feeling "too guilty to eat" did. Or the knowledge that Angelina has decorated her children's rooms in the style of the countries that she adopted them from. That won't be at all mortifying when they're 14 and bringing friends home from school. I used to think the woman was kooky. Now I firmly believe she's just flat out cuckoo.

In other news, I am hungry. That is all.