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About Me

I was going to write something unbelievably witty, but I've decided that's too much like hardwork. So instead I'm going to bullet point the important parts and also say there's an option for sex: "undecided". How can you be undecided about your sex?! You're a boy or a girl. Unless it's for the many many ladyboys who must sign up for Buzznet. Guess I answered my own question there. Moving right along...

I am:
- a child
- a geek
- completely lacking in common sense
- overly sarcastic
- a complete fangirl
- proud of all of the above.

On a professional level, I sell my soul to the devil and compromise my own principles. When I'm not busy selling out, I sit in a darkened room and contemplate the many ways I could change the world from the comfort of my computer. Proud armchair commy. Yes, it's true.

Forum botherer, slacker. Would be professional fangirl, but the pay is terrible so I do it for the love of it.

And... that's your lot!

My Interests

not free range boobies, ironic misogyny, finding bots to fill in these boxes, begging people with superior skills to sort this stuff out, typing the first thing in my head, the word liaison, the unfortunate tendency to look like a part-time stalker, crappy html knowledge, the avoidance of pretty much all hip-hop due to its acoustic earbleeding qualities, witty sarcasm, eating orange smarties, finding that there actually IS a lipgloss called "neon smartie" and the fact you can buy it in claire's, fishing licence bait shops and catching fishing licences, flipping eric, flaming nora, gordon bennett, doing the time warp, kicking buckets, random and somewhat erratic use of the shift key, frappucinos, the prolonged transformation into a vampire and the inability to change back, jessica rabbit (i'm not bad, i'm just drawn that way...)

Music

Yes. Generally of the loud variety. Sometimes of the jangly guitar variety. Mostly of the tuneless wailing along variety.

Movies

It's a long and tedious list. Maybe some other time. Including (but not limited to) the following: Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pan's Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Gladiator, Ed Wood, The Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Withnail & I, Clerks, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, House of Flying Daggers, A Home At The End of the World, Neverending Story - and so the list goes on.

Television

Blackadder, Black Books, Supernatural, Dark Angel, Doctor Who, Farscape, My Family, Harry Enfield and Chums, The Fast Show, Drop The Dead Donkey, 24, The Sopranos, Neverwhere, Smallville

Books

The Time Traveller's Wife, The Shadow of the Wind, Lord of the Rings, Good Omens, Neverwhere, Discworld novels, The White Dragon, Black Angel, Lost Souls, Drawing Blood, the Chronicles of Narnia, His Dark Materials, the Abhorsen Trilogy, The Great Gatsby, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, Downsize This, Notes From A Small Island, The Virgin Suicides, The Lovely Bones, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Interview With The Vampire, the Poldark novels, Our Sunshine, The True History of the Kelly Gang, Close Range and other stories, Nightmares and Dreamscapes, The Dead Zone, The Persian Boy